4 posts tagged drunk
So here in Michigan, we’re testing out a new type of urinal cakes in random bars and arenas. These “cakes” are meant to discourage guys from driving home drunk by recommending them they take a cab. How the cakes work is very simple. There is a hole near the center, Which guys will of course aim for. Now when the piss or urine goes into the hole. The device then reads the guys’ alcohol level and lets him know if he is too drunk to be driving. This is definitely very cool but still falls under the “weird news” category.
A drunken man was caught having sex while another was found peeing on a female co-worker’s chair. Welcome to Weird News! The show that brings you the strangest and most idiotic stories from the past week.
I.T. Guy Caught Peeing on Office Chairs:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/03/it-guy-peed-on-chairs_n_1399398.html…
Raymond Foley, 59, was recently arrested after being caught pissing on the chairs of four female co-workers. Apparently Raymond Foley had been doing this for the past five months. He would research employee information to find attractive females within the company and in the off-hours of the day. Raymond would piss on their chairs.
Drunk Man Bites Off Bartender Pinky After Caught Having Sex:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/02/ernest-vannier-bites-off-finger_n_13…
Ernest Vannier was caught having sex in a designated smoking section in a Glen Falls, New York bar. Now after being caught, things got even worse. While beng escorted out of the bar, Ernest bit through a male bartender’s pinky almost completely chomping it off. Luckily surgeons were able to successfully re-attach the tip of the pinky.
Welcome to “Weird News,” the show where I cover some of the weirdest and idiotic stories from the past week. Today’s show sees a naked man attempt to flea police after telling them he had a nuclear bomb and we cover strange explosion-sounds that occurred in Wisconsin.
Naked Man Claims he Has a Nuke:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/20/forced-to-handle-nuclear-weapon_n_13…
Mysterious Booms in Wisconsin: http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/mysterious-booms-trembles-plague-wiscons…
This is the story of a kid, turned stoner, turn dealer, turned YouTuber…Over 10 years ago, my parents first divorced. I had no idea what to think of the situation. I still hadn’t had the ability to process the emotions I was feeling. I went through severe depression for years. I endured mental anguish over a big part of my childhood. Ultimately, I turned to narcotics out of my mass confusion.
It all began with me smoking weed occasionally with people from school. Until I realized, about the same time I started working, I could sell this stuff for a lot of money. I worked my way-up the drug chain. I capped off at ecstasy when I saw the huge earnings it could bring to me. I bought loads of useless crap. From shoes to shirts, and everything in between. Anything I wanted I bought, simply because I could thanks to drugs.
Eventually I got caught up in all of it though. I started using the ecstasy I was selling. Something your never supposed to do as a dealer. I started hoarding it all,saving it for parties. Which was a huge mistake. One evening, a local party of random druggies and dealers took place where everyone was sharing all their product. I got caught in the middle of a huge argument. Two dealers drew their guns, and fired at each other. Amazingly no one was hit that I knew of. As I ran out the door, I turned to see the most frightening sight I have ever witnessed. I was starring down the barrel of a gun. The dealer fired directly at me, luckily missing all thanks to the door that swung shut behind me. All thanks to the wind that night. It was then and there I knew the error of my ways. I knew I had to stop it all, right then and there. I vowed to never use ecstasy again, which I still stand next to, three-years later.
Looking back on the entire situation I endured that night. I realize, I was meant to fulfill more in this lifetime. That’s why im pursuing my dream. The dream of YouTube.