Welcome to “Weird News,” the show where I cover some of the weirdest and idiotic stories from the past week. Today’s show sees a naked man attempt to flea police after telling them he had a nuclear bomb and we cover strange explosion-sounds that occurred in Wisconsin.

Naked Man Claims he Has a Nuke:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/20/forced-to-handle-nuclear-weapon_n_13…

Mysterious Booms in Wisconsin: http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/mysterious-booms-trembles-plague-wiscons…

Judge Pulls Gun in Courtroom:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/28/judge-pulls-gun-in-courtroom-georgia…
Atlanta Judge, David Barrett, was overseeing a case that consisted of a man being accused of sexual assault. During this case, Judge Barrett grew tired of the gentlemen in the case. So the judge attempted to get his point across to the defendant by pulling out a gun. Well in the end that was a terrible idea for a judge to pull-out a gun. Thus, Judge Barrett may lose his job.

Lawn Mower Racing, ON ICE (Finland):http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/28/lawn-mower-ice-racing-finland_n_1307…
The United States is known for having some pretty wacky sports, but I think Finland took the top spot with their infatuation with lawn mower racing, on ice.

Man Drinks Gas and Explodes:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/28/man-drinks-gasoline-smokes-dies_n_13…
A man was at a friend’s apartment where he had accidentally drank gasoline that was in the kitchen for some reason. After mistaking the beverage for gas, he spit it out causing the gas to soak into his clothing. Immediately following, he lit a cigarette and POOF. He burst into flames thus killing himself.

Naked Man Fights Cops on Meth:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/28/naked-man-fights-cops-california_n_1…
There was a man in Sacramento, California who was blown out of his mind on Crystal Meth. While high, he attempted to get a job, naked. In the end he ends up beings arrested after attempting to fight back against the cops.

Welcome to my brand new show about the weird-ass news that truly is a disgrace to the human race. These are the stories about not only the weirdos out there, but also strange events that occur. Like in this episode; a possibly Wooly Mammoth appears in Siberia while a massive explosion takes place in St. Petersburg, Russia.

Russian Power Plant Explosion -http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/08/mysterious-russia-power-station-expl…
A massive explosion occurred over in Russia which led to a few people believing they saw either a nuclear attack or an alien visitor. When in reality, it was a power plant malfunction.

Sewage Plant Date - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/10/sewage-plant-v-date_n_1267707.html?r…
A sewage plant in New York is offering to give tours of their facility for couples on Valentine’s Day. This is the shittiest date possible.

Red Lobster Judge Ruling - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/08/judge-orders-joseph-bray-_n_1262637….
A man & his wife got into an argument after he forgot to wish her happy birthday. During the argument, the husband grabbed his wife by the neck and shoved her. After the man went to court for his actions, the judge sentenced him to taking his wife out to Red Lobster and then out for bowling.

Wooly Mammoth Appears? -http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/09/woolly-mammoth-videotaped-in-siberia…
A video spread like wildfire across the web which led to many people believing it was a Wooly Mammoth that appeared in the clip, filmed in Siberia. In my opinion it’s just a Grizzly Bear with a fish hanging out of its mouth.

Man Covers himself in Chocolate & Peanut Butter -http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/09/naked-chocolate-peanut-butter_n_1265…
A Kentucky-based man broke into a super market, completely naked, proceeded to write “sorry” with NyQuil on the floor. He then covered himself in chocolate and peanut butter and then laid face-down when the cops arrived.