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My version of the Harlem Shake!
Boss finds period blood in his coffee and a man decides to masturbate on an airplane. These are the two messed-up stories of today’s episode of Weird News. Part of this video was presented by Stephen Levy so be sure to check-out his channel via the following link.
This episode of Weird News is of a Russian man who was actually shot through the neck with an arrow while e was out on a walk with his daughters. The 20-inch arrow went clearly through Konstantine Myakush’s neck but amazingly, it didn’t damage anything major upon entry. After suffering the injury the man called his wife, was brought to the hospital and will make a full recovery. Mr. Myakush is one major badass for taking an arrow through the neck and remaining calm around his daughters.
Escape Routes: http://full.sc/I5Y2YX
In this episode of “Weird News” we cover the robbery of a credit union that goes completely wrong and a story of a man who mistook his girlfriend for a wild-boar (fat pig) and shot her in the legs.
Credit Union Robbery: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/24/police-chase-dog-bite_n_1448487.html…
A police chase ensued through Los Angeles after the suspect robbed a credit union and tried to make an escape in a white van. Eventually in mid-chase, the suspect had slowed down to pick up his girlfriend who jumped into the van via the rear window. She ultimately said she would like to surrender but her boyfriend wanted to continue feeing. At this time the attack dog was released, bit the suspect and cash was seen flying all over the road.
Man Shoots Girlfriend, Mistakes Her for Wild Boar:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/23/hog-hunter-accidentally-shoots-girlf…
A 52-year old man from Florida was out hunting for hogs, basically fat-furry pigs. While sitting in his tent, he saw movement and ended up shooting at what he thought was a fat pig right next to his tent. Turns out the man had shot his girlfriend in the legs after mistaking her for a fat pig at point-blank range.
A drunken man was caught having sex while another was found peeing on a female co-worker’s chair. Welcome to Weird News! The show that brings you the strangest and most idiotic stories from the past week.
I.T. Guy Caught Peeing on Office Chairs:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/03/it-guy-peed-on-chairs_n_1399398.html…
Raymond Foley, 59, was recently arrested after being caught pissing on the chairs of four female co-workers. Apparently Raymond Foley had been doing this for the past five months. He would research employee information to find attractive females within the company and in the off-hours of the day. Raymond would piss on their chairs.
Drunk Man Bites Off Bartender Pinky After Caught Having Sex:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/02/ernest-vannier-bites-off-finger_n_13…
Ernest Vannier was caught having sex in a designated smoking section in a Glen Falls, New York bar. Now after being caught, things got even worse. While beng escorted out of the bar, Ernest bit through a male bartender’s pinky almost completely chomping it off. Luckily surgeons were able to successfully re-attach the tip of the pinky.
You gotta love but yet be saddened at the same time by the ridiculous stories that occur everyday. That’s why I like to cover some of the most outrageous stories of the past week in this weekly show. Today’s stories are below.
Text Prank Goes Wrong:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/14/arkansas-teen-texts-prank_0_n_134626…
An Arkansas girl decided to pick a random number from the phone directory and then text that number that she had hidden a body. Well it turns out the number she selected was a police detective.
500 Pound Beehive Stolen: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/14/500-pound-beehive-stolen-restaurant_…
A group of guys stole a 500 pound Beehive from a restaurant in Houston, Texas. The beehive is estimated to be worth $1,000.
3D Porn; Made Woman Pregnant!?
Here is one of the dumbest stories I have ever heard of in my entire life. Here’s a brief overview of how things transpired. A 38 year-old, white-female, named Jennifer Stewart gave birth to a black child. She gave birth while her husband, Erik Johnson, was serving his one-year of duty over in Iraq. Now, just to note, Erik is also white. But this can happen with births. Skin-tones can become mixed in the genes of babies, it is a very rare occurrence though. This is NOT what happened though. You see, Jennifer claims she knows exactly how/why her baby is black.
She states that the baby was conceived while watching a 3D porno film. In other words, she’s stating that the movie was so real and so life-like that it made her pregnant. This already nominates her and this story for being one of the dumbest things of this year already. But here’s what sends everything over the top. The husband, Erik, 100% believes his wife in that the 3D porno is what caused her pregnancy. His exact word were, “I see no reason not to believe her as these 3D films are very lifelike. With the technology of today everything is possible.”
Are you kidding me!? How nieve and idiotic can this man be for believing his wife who obviously cheated on him while he was over-seas. Truthfully his wife is even dumber for attempting to continue this charade. She later states, “A month after watching the film I found I was pregnant. I am going to sue the cinema and the producers. Luckily my husband believes me. It could have wrecked my marriage, but he knows I am faithful to him.”
Bitch, your not the ‘Virgin Mary’. Your a cheating wife that is just fortunate enough to have a husband absolutely dumb-enough to believe one word you have to say. Good luck with your court case because I guaran-damn-tee no one judge would give your story the light of day… Dumb-asses.