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A 20-year old male decided to press his genitals (penis & ass) against a glass window in his hotel room, exposing himself to a Wedding reception taking place at the hotel. Police responded by going to the man’s room, but because he was wearing a towel they weren’t able to rightfully identify if it was him or not. Except for his ugly back tattoo which gave him away. He was released from jail after paying a $10,000 bond. He is due to face charges in court.
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—-Huffington Post Article—-
Someone has a wedding gift for you.
A man in South Carolina treated one happy couple to a ceremony they will always remember — by exposing himself at their reception.
Guests attending the wedding in the courtyard of the DoubleTree hotel claim that Samuel James Dengel, 20, pressed his completely nude body against the window of his hotel room, revealing his squeezed genitalia and buttocks on the glass, ABC 4 reports.
When police knocked on Dengel’s door, he was wearing only a towel. Unable to match their suspect to his defining feature, they opted for an alternative give-away.
Guests reportedly identified Dengel by a tattoo across his back that read “Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus,” which is Latin for “By the power of truth, I while living, have conquered the universe.”
Dengel is charged with indecent exposure, The Morning Call reports. He was released from Charleston County Prison on $10,000 cash bail.
This is officially the weirdest story I have yet to cover. It seems a homeless man attacked another hobo and began to groan and rip the guys face off. That’s right, he ripped and ate off the face of an elder hobo. Police ultimately arrived to find Rudy Eugene eating the face of Ronald Poppo so Police then proceeded to shoot Rudy once but it did not [hase the man. So they then proceeded to fire off half-a-dozen rounds into the man before finally died. I’m not sure if the man considered himself some sort of zombie or what was happening. But it also seems that Rudy was absolutely blown out of his mind on either cocaine or bath salts.
This episode of Weird News is of a Russian man who was actually shot through the neck with an arrow while e was out on a walk with his daughters. The 20-inch arrow went clearly through Konstantine Myakush’s neck but amazingly, it didn’t damage anything major upon entry. After suffering the injury the man called his wife, was brought to the hospital and will make a full recovery. Mr. Myakush is one major badass for taking an arrow through the neck and remaining calm around his daughters.
Welcome to Weird News! This is the show where I share the weirdest or stupidest stories from the past week. Today we cover a man attempting to steal an old lady’s purse at a funeral while another idiot tries to sue a hospital for circumcising him as a child.
Man Steals at Funeral, Hides Purse in Underwear:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/17/derek-culbertson-stole-from-funeral_…
Derek Culbertson, 25, went to a funeral where he stole a purse from an elderly lady. Upon stealing the purse which had $105, credit cards and identification. Derek ran into the bathroom. Witnesses followed Derek, barricaded the door and held him to the floor until police arrived. Officers found the purse stuffed in Derek’s pants along with plenty of prescription pills.
Man Sues Hospital for Circumcising him as Newborn:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/16/dean-cochrun-sues-hospita_n_1429588….
Dean Cochrun, an inmate at Sioux Falls, South Dakota wants to sue the hospital he was born at. The problem? No lawyer will represent Dean. Apparently he is suing for $1,000 and to have his foreskin replaced. The hospital is completely disregarding Dean and his claims for what he and his claims are, stupid.
A drunken man was caught having sex while another was found peeing on a female co-worker’s chair. Welcome to Weird News! The show that brings you the strangest and most idiotic stories from the past week.
I.T. Guy Caught Peeing on Office Chairs:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/03/it-guy-peed-on-chairs_n_1399398.html…
Raymond Foley, 59, was recently arrested after being caught pissing on the chairs of four female co-workers. Apparently Raymond Foley had been doing this for the past five months. He would research employee information to find attractive females within the company and in the off-hours of the day. Raymond would piss on their chairs.
Drunk Man Bites Off Bartender Pinky After Caught Having Sex:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/02/ernest-vannier-bites-off-finger_n_13…
Ernest Vannier was caught having sex in a designated smoking section in a Glen Falls, New York bar. Now after being caught, things got even worse. While beng escorted out of the bar, Ernest bit through a male bartender’s pinky almost completely chomping it off. Luckily surgeons were able to successfully re-attach the tip of the pinky.
SO the other day I ran into an old man at the beach. He was probly one of the grumpiest old freaks ive ever run into. None the less, he brought me yelling at him upon himself lol.
The “Man Cave” is viewed as the epitome of manhood. Nothing brings more pride, other than family, to a man’s heart than having an amazing Man Cave. Ever since we lived within caves ourselves those many years ago, men have felt a liking for caves. Whether it be the beautiful cave every women has genetically…I will pause until you understand what I mean…Or having a place of our own dubbed the Man Cave. What does it take to have the ultimate Cave? Well little details can vary but the meat and potatoes of the Cave should all be the same.
- An awesome HDTV! How do you expect to have a Cave without the main ingredient? The TV is what pulls the room together, ideally it should be placed in the center of the room. And yes, the bigger the better. In today’s world it’s so easy to get a great sized HDTV that you have no excuse not to have one. Only real men have bad-ass HDTV’s!
- Videos Games Man! Men love video games and I hope you’ve got some in your Cave. Whether it be the 360, PS3, or the Wii. I don’t care what it is as long as you’ve got some bad-ass games to play in HD on that bad-ass TV!
- Surround Sound. Ideally you’ll want a 5.1 Dolby Digital surround sound system for extreme bass and treble in everything you hear. Your ears should be having an orgasm at least 3 times an hour.
- Comfortable seating. You know those awful seats at the move-theater? Well you don’t want that crap in your Cave! Make sure you’ve got something to keep you comfortable for up to hours on end boy!
- Lastly, a computer! The Man Cave has evolved drastically in the past five years so I expect you to adapt yours for the future. With the ability to now sync our computers with our game consoles and HDTV’s. A great computer is almost as important as the TV itself. As well, you can look up all the “content” you want with a quick Google search if you get what I mean.
- The final point is optional, but it is a dream to have in any Man Cave. The legendary Mini-Fridge. With the ability to house your refreshments, or subs, you no longer need to worry about missing anything important on the big screen.
If your Man Cave consists of everything on this list, then you sir, are a legend. I respect the ultimate room you have established and congratulate your amazing feat that many men aspire to achieve one-day.